“J.A.R.V.I.S call Fury we are not going to let another seventy-years go by this time.”

chickletgirl:

hornse-ebooks:

thors world view is shaken when he learns captain crunch is not a real person

“Also, this Count Chocula! I believe he is royalty?”

Nick Fury was a Vietnam-vet invalidated out of the Army due to an eye injury, when Gabe Jones recruited him into SHIELD.

Twenty years later, Coulson was freshly divorced and back from Desert Storm when Fury recruited him into SHIELD.

Ten years later, Barton was recruited from SHIELD, right…

heathyr:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

• babe
• baby
• sweetie
• cutie pie
• darling
• honey

unacceptable pet names:

• boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
• cthulu 
• sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
• Leslie
• floor
• 2% milk
• Ella Fitzgerald

justnerdgirlproblems:

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the-jewitch