soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

 

fannishminded:

careful-sweetheart:

 #WatchCommunity

THE PERFECT GIF SET HAS ARRIVED

This is surprisingly accurate.

danyulsflameprincess:

ohshewentthere:

verityinspades:

regulateddiscord:

jake-horsecock-english:

dinosaurchickenuggets:

“If you’re from the sea…why do you have legs?”

#omg does that mean like #mulan is janice #and kuzco is damien

this is kuzco. he’s almost too gay to function.

I need art of that.

omg WANT

#Who would be Glen Coco #I need Glen Coco

omg Cinderella you can’t just ask people why they have legs

bonesbuckleup:

[x]

#reblogs again because karl got revenge on viggo mortensen over a prank during lotr TEN YEARS LATER #HE’S GONNA FUCK YOU UP PEGG #IT’S LIKE SLAP BETS I SWEAR #karl is marshall simon is barney

sketchlock:

manafromheaven:

doodle comic I did after last nights episode cause fUCKING GIDEON IS THE FIRST ONE TO EVEN SLIGHTLY MENTION “WOW U DON’T ACTUALLY SEEM TOO CONCERNED ABOUT WILL HUH”

#GOOD GUY GIDEON

redscharlach:

notcanonyet:

I demand an answer.

I can only reply that perhaps I was right all along? But whatever the reason, the beauty of this visual coincidence is a source of total delight to me…

shh-im-wondering:

thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy:

So this is the best thing

Oh this one’s pretty good

hungrylikethewolfie:

For real though, I don’t know if any of you are prepared for how deeply into denial I will delve about Erica being dead.  I genuinely still don’t believe it’s true, but even if we see her cut in half, set on fire, and her ashes scattered into the wind, I am fully ready to make her my new Phil Coulson.

Honestly, if you talk about her being dead, you should be prepared for me to steadfastly refuse to even understand what you’re talking about.

flatbear:

comeandplay-jimmoriartyx:

flatbear:

And Faramir doesn’t even mind when she tracks Orc blood into the house.

What a good guy.

Does his apron say “Not Boromir”

Yes. Yes it does.